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THE ESSENTIAL LANCE MARCUM

I’ve discovered that the quickest way to get to know someone is to find out their likes and dislikes.
So in deference to the two-minute attention span, allow me to present a partial list of the things
I love and the things I hate.

LOVE IT HATE IT
HDTV reality TV
cell phones loud cell phone users
telescopes telemarketers
sports cars poor sports
French fries French cuffs
carrot cake Carrot Top
sundaes and shakes spiders and snakes
Supertramp supersizing
Tower of Power Austin Powers
Dr. Strangelove Dr. Dolittle
watching The Office working in an office
Larry, Moe, and Curly
(The Three Stooges)		 Manny, Moe, and Jack
(The Pep Boys)

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