Les Sharpe, Principal

Folsom Prison Middle School

Folsom, California

“Marcum proved that he could handle a tough crowd. 

He quickly engaged his listeners and managed to keep

their attention during the whole assembly.  For nearly

an hour he had a totally captive audience.”

Jim Klaas, Substitute P. E. Teacher

Los Ricos Elementary School

Carmichael, California

“Best Author Day assembly I’ve ever seen.  Of course,

it’s also the only Author Day assembly I’ve ever seen.” 

Gideon Twirplinger, Language Arts Specialist

Middling Middle School

Citrus Heights, California

“I don’t know how, but Lance Marcum got more of my

students excited about writing in fifty minutes than I’ve

been able to do all year.  He’s either really good, or I’m

really bad.  Either way, I’m quite depressed.”

Nolan Voyd, 6th-Grade Student

Siesta Elementary School

Sacramento, California

“Like, the dude was like totally awesome, dude!”